If I Only Had a Title

When girl's an empty kettle
She should be on her mettle
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin’
That I could be superhuman
If I only had a title!

I would not be just a nuffin
'My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would publish and be famous
My life wouldn’t haveta shame us,
If I only had a title!

Yeah, it's sad, believe me bloggers,
When you're born to be a slogger,
Without a Ph.D
But I could show my prowess,
Be a star outside my house,
If I only had a title!

This is my silly parody of “If I Only Had a Heart.”

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