God Is a Robot

My son likes to ask questions--global warming, cigarettes, and God are his favorite topics.

Today he asked, "How does God eat?"

I said, "God doesn't eat."

He said, "Why?"

I said, "God doesn't need to eat."

He said, "Why?"

I said, "God isn't human."

He said, "Is God a robot?"

I said, "No."

He said, "I think God is a robot. Robots don't need to eat. God doesn't need to eat."

End of theological conversation.


  1. Ah! Pretty hard questions to answer ha....hmmmm. Sometimes kids have the difficult questions to answer.


  2. Sounds like you have a future philosopher on your hands. Too cute!

  3. thats awesome

    i wonder how well that would go over in an actual theology class lol