God Is a Robot

My son likes to ask questions--global warming, cigarettes, and God are his favorite topics.

Today he asked, "How does God eat?"

I said, "God doesn't eat."

He said, "Why?"

I said, "God doesn't need to eat."

He said, "Why?"

I said, "God isn't human."

He said, "Is God a robot?"

I said, "No."

He said, "I think God is a robot. Robots don't need to eat. God doesn't need to eat."

End of theological conversation.

3 comments:

  1. Ah! Pretty hard questions to answer ha....hmmmm. Sometimes kids have the difficult questions to answer.

    bob

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  2. Sounds like you have a future philosopher on your hands. Too cute!

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  3. thats awesome

    i wonder how well that would go over in an actual theology class lol

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